My name is Anna.
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twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

    I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN

  • Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
  • The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
  • Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
  • The Mom: Don't we all.

vinebox:

wrong

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i always wondered how mice made these holes

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cygate:

movies with cool concepts but poor execution in writing

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ipantalones:

oKAY OKAY IMAGINE A MUGGLE BORN STUDENT TAKING THEIR CONTACTS OUT IN THE DORM BATHROOM AND ALL THE PURE BLOODS BEING LIKE they go in your EYES? the little round thing goes in there ALL DAY????? BUT GLASSES? you just poke your eye with the slimy thing?? it stays??? nO GLASSES?? HOW WORK???AND THE HALF BLOODS AND MUGGLE BORNS BEING LIKE YEAH ITS LIKE GLASSES BUT NOT AND THE PUREBLOODS ARE JUST MINDBLOWN

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tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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relahvant:

perpetualvelocity:

moonjellys:

proudgayconservative:

nolanthebloghog:

The bomb is dropped

The kittens sort of soften the blow.

this is the shittiest post ever. please unfollow me if you agree with this post also shame on OP for using cute kittens for this garbage post

not sure what it is exactly that makes this post so shitty? Because it’s promoting actual equality? instead of saying that you can call everyone else shit because you are part of an oppressed party you can say you are equal to them doesn’t exactly sound like a shitty idea to me.

BOOM. So many people on this website need to read this twice, let it sink in and then read it again.

eyesopenkattniss:

virginiabluebells:

why are people always so pissy about the fact that taylor swift writes the majority of her songs about love and relationships like she’s a 23 year old white girl from pennsylvania what do you want her to write about the thug life

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dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

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hepburn-anderson-hummel:

looking-for-trxyeble:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

WOW THIS HURTS

i will cry now