My name is Anna.

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

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pleatedjeans:

You should follow @pleatedjeans

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spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

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“He’s confident without being cocky, polite without being a pushover, intelligent but unpretentious. Yet Sheeran is clearly no clean-cut goody-two-shoes.”

Mail Online - Graeme Thomson x (via scratches-on-paper)

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live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

wouldtheymakethisblogforyou:

My friends are staging an intervention because apperantly I’m addicted to the Kim K game. IM NOT ADDICTED.

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kanyewesticle:

i saw a baby with a shirt on that said “Santa doesn’t exist but its okay because i can’t read yet”

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

purplekecleon:

the Very Important guide on recognizing cat positions

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