0% Walking to my toilet, brb.
30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.
50% Small crush, nbd.
65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.
80% I really want to talk to you…
95% Me, you, bed.
100% Will you be mine?
Finding out that someone you thought you were friends with doesn’t like you.
DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!
If you have already seen this, you can’t go back.
You see that figure in the background? It is a ghost. An evil one.
If you don’t reblog this, that ghost will come into your room.
and kill you.
i didnt know hella jeff was real
hella jeff the killer
*Violently pushes you down the stairs where you crack your head and die*
Ḭ̮̼̪̞̭̙̥̗͚̫̮ͥ́ͯͫͭ̑͋͐ͯ̒̐͂̄ͤͥ̾̿̄͋ͅͅ ̜̲͙̫͇̞͙̠̜̗̗͈ͦͭ̽͛̈̒̋̈́͋ͦ̑̆̈́͂̌̆̚ͅW̜͈̠͓͚̳̟̻̲̺̳̺͎̻̪̭̋̈́ͭ̋̿̊͑͋ͥͥͬ̂ͅA̗̮̝̙̱̝̘̳̼͚͖͇̣̱͎̮ͪ̀́͒ͥ̅ͪ̇͐R̬̥̗̤̮̯̬̋ͮ̀͒̽̍́̇ͧͬ͑̈̌̉ͩ͊̐͋N̜̭̖͕͍͈̟̠̜̻͍ͤ̔͒͗̏ͬͫ͗ͪ͒̓E̗̰̘͖̟͍̦͍͈͕̝̪̲̱̙̾̇̅̋͑̉̽̅̂D̤̭̠̰͚̖̪̂̈̅͌̿ͭ͒̓̒ͯͦ͋ͧ͆̐̃͗̐̏ ̳̻̺͈̜̗̬̦̂͂ͩ͐͛̒͋ͯ͆ͣ͛Y͕͔͚̫̗̜̣͈̮̲̲̫̺̬̭͍̊̎ͨ̔̄̽Ö͖̦͚̥̝ͮ̿̽̋̌̆͌̓̀̚Ȕ̺̖̼̰͔̟̝̰̗̼̙͓͍̰͔̠̭̰̟̐̏̃ ̖͇̥̊ͣͧͤͦ͐̆ͤͅǍ͖̱̩̠̘͓̻͙̰̭̗ͮ̿ͤ̅̈ͣ̂͛ͯB͕̮̘̘̩͈̱̹͈̣̪̖̜̙̼̺̮̠͌͑̈́ͪ̽̂̏ͤ̈̋ͦ̒͐̌̀̚O̱̠̗̲̞͕̹̰̘ͤͣ͂̃͆̽̓̅̒̾ͫ̊͛ͩU̼̗̬̦̳̹͎̣̦͚̪̪͓̿̔̐̓͗ͫ̈́̓̆̉̐ͯ̋͂̚Ť̲͇̼̖̫̼̻̻̔ͨ̑͂̅́̄̾ͧͪͫ̈̄̌ͭ̀̒ ͓̺̻͉ͮ̄́͆ͯT͙̩͕̮̱̫͚̱̜̪̥̅ͯ̃͂̊́̍̆ͅͅͅH̺̟̲̜̲͈̗̖͙̪̲͔̠̦̲̦̍ͬ̊ͤͥ̄̈̏ͨͤ̓̑ͅE͈͍͎͈͔̙͈̖̻͎̝̟̮̟̫̥̯̒̈͗͌ ͎̜͔͎̪̩͇̻͔̲̩͚̾ͣͪͧ̈́ͮ̈̓ͨ͐̒̍Ś̥̣̹̤̗̩̟̳̳͖̗̦̘͆̓ͧ̂̈́̈́T̫͖̩̺̩̪͍͐̄͗ͤ̀̇̓̆̊ͮ̽̐̌̓ͅǍ̻͖̼̪̪̣̰̹̹̐ͥͪ̃̽̇Ḭ̟͖̠̰͖͇͈͇̺̟͈̮͒̂̒̏̎̈͂͂R̠̫̭͙͎̳̻ͥ̐ͯ̎ͧͧ͐͆̊͒͛ͮ̇S͙͓̩̦̓̅ͥ̈̉ͮ̐͒̍,̬͇̻̬͇̦̱ͨ͂ͮ̀̓̓ͥͧ̇͗̍̐̓ͩ̍͑͋̌ ̤̤̙̳̭̣͔͎̫͔͙͉͖̪̹̱̲̭ͣ̎͒͐̏ͣ́ͅB͕̹̦̦̟̫ͨ̈́̔̂ͭ̎́ͣ͌̊̿̌̉ͣR̯͉̠̱̜̖ͥ͑͐̍̓ͪO̪̪͖̩̳̳͈͇̓̏ͩ̈
I’m not taking chances
CRAP CRAP CRAP
IM SORRY IM PARANOID
THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK
This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present!There are minors present
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
I knew what this would be BEFORE I EVEN PRESSED PLAY
I LOVE THIS
Get Becky’s new album, 420, featuring the hit single “No It’s Becky”, and a pop version of, “Our Bong”! [insp]
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw